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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via jerkidiot)

no-this-is-jarod:

songofages:

oprahsmom:

ejacutastic:

and here to your left we see society’s impossible to obtain standards for women

this makes me sick

I want to punch something.

the amount of spelling/grammar mistakes from those ignorant assholes makes it worse

(Source: and-none-for-gretchen-weinersbye, via curi0sitykilledthecunt)

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via briannatosam)

"People who believe they’ll be happy if they go and live somewhere else, learn it doesn’t work that way. Wherever you go, you take yourself with you. "

— Neil Gaiman (via gettingahealthybody)

(Source: hellanne, via allsurethingsfall)

jamiewut:

patchinq:

qiraff-e:

aka-loner:

fir-3fly:

a-stud-muffin:

postlimitwbu:

akamadi:

unfollowinq:

woah i scrolled down and saw this moving….. djasldjkad then realized it was animated. erhmergerd. - diana [qtfo]

this is so cool

Gifs in a quality picture is like Jesus 

i’m mesmerized

omg thats awesome

Holy. Shit.
I need this on my blog

a quality gif. so rare

ITS ANOTHER QUALITY GIF

QUALITY GIFS ARE RARE, THEYRE LIKE DIAMONDS ON YOUR BLOG

jamiewut:

patchinq:

qiraff-e:

aka-loner:

fir-3fly:

a-stud-muffin:

postlimitwbu:

akamadi:

unfollowinq:

woah i scrolled down and saw this moving….. djasldjkad then realized it was animated. erhmergerd. - diana [qtfo]

this is so cool

Gifs in a quality picture is like Jesus 

i’m mesmerized

omg thats awesome

Holy. Shit.

I need this on my blog

a quality gif. so rare

ITS ANOTHER QUALITY GIF

QUALITY GIFS ARE RARE, THEYRE LIKE DIAMONDS ON YOUR BLOG

(via 0mq-st4rbucks)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via crystalmeth0dist)

(Source: asking-jude, via crystalmeth0dist)

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

(Source: urbanclictionary, via curi0sitykilledthecunt)

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message "

— (via searene)

(Source: lezbianzdoitbetter, via flvnnel)

(Source: towritepoems, via dogxwalk)

anatomicalart:

peacake:

necnill:

theprosefool:

He’s yummy but I’m mostly just reblogging because LOOK AT THAT SKILL

DAT SHOULDER LIFT.

why isn’t this an Olympic sport yet?

Who could ask for a better 360° reference

(Source: romy7, via scarlettfox)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via sleepingwithlifealert)

danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

(Source: exclusivelylouisck, via thestaggie)

(Source: sizvideos, via the-storyy-so-farr)